wenchofthesevenseas

21, Canadian, and one hell of a judgey bitch.

It is difficult to find happiness within oneself, but it is impossible to find it anywhere else.

Arthur Schopenhauer (via misswallflower)

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I heard a joke once: Man goes to the doctor. Says he’s depressed, life is harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world. Doctor says, “treatment is simple. The great clown Pagliacci is in town. Go see him. That should pick you up.” Man bursts into tears. “But Doctor” he says, “I am Pagliacci.”

—Robin Williams  (via fuck-yeah-tennis)

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charlie day

—meeeeeeeow

adambrownslefttesticle:

here is charlie day’s “meeeeeeeeow” from “kitten mittons” to use as your text alert

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